A simple life?

Monday, July 10, 2006

This post might be quite sensitive, so if you feel that you get affected or offended about death, suicide or loan sharks, please don't read on. Serious one ah.

Thought about something while i was on the way to camp in the cab.

Maybe, just maybe somewhere, someone is planning to reduce singapore's population. Come let me share why.

You see. The cost of living here is really rising. COE, petrol prices(diesel $1.23/ litre leh!), GST, tax, kopi, cigarettes, the doubling up of carpark aunties, ERP gantries popping up like nobody's business and now taxi fares. Ballsfalls. The moment i got into the cab today the fare was already $8.50, wah lao see liao my heart drop.

Anyway, with the rising of all this costs, not everyone has the money to afford all this shit. BUT, some people even no money also want to have all this shit. So how? Ah.. They borrow from banks. BUT, not everyone can get a loan from bank right? I think there are some shitty requirements which you must meet then you can borrow. So how? Ah long lah. Okay, so you borrow from ah long no problem. BUT, can they return the ah long plus interest? Let's say some can, okay no problem. BUT, lets say those people borrow from banks and ah long cannot return. So how? Bank take back the stuff they bought, send lawyer letter all this crap. Ah long come your house, splash paint on your door, lock you in, put dead rats in front of your door and worse is they hantam you.

So why population drop leh? Suicide lo. Those people cannot pay back the bank, plus facing so much preassure from outside, easy way jump. Those cannot pay back ah long, either get chop by them or oso just jump. See! Population drop liao. Those people that thought of this is really sneaky.

Anyway, that was just crap. I don't know how i came up with this idea. But if i offended anyone of you out there reading this, i don't mean to. I'm sorry.

Good afternoon! =)

On MC for 2 days. Whats really shitty is i can't go out far.